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One Day I Rediscovered Funny
I used to write funny things a lot. Humor was my favorite kind of writing because who doesn’t like to laugh? And because humor is to my psyche what the deflector shield is to the Enterprise. Yes, I’m a nerd who played the flute. But I was also a baton twirler, so I kind of broke even. I never really understood those rules.
So I wrote funny stuff, said funny things, hung with funny people. Life happened, and it was pretty unfunny. I lost my funny pen, so to speak. That is actually a great invention idea. Funny pens. I know some people who need one. Bless their hearts.
Annnnnnyway, because of some life circumstances and lack of circumstances and because I was good at it (who knew — certainly not my youth minister or Sunday School teacher), I started writing erotic novels. I know. Just saying that phrase is amusing. Like I should have a pair of knee-high boots (who says I don’t???). I don’t, by the way, because I live in the deep south, and even in January that would just be way too hot.I do have some nice black boots I wear with tights or leggings and those long tunic tops.
I love that long tunic tops are in because I have a life and a job and a middle aged metabolism, and I…
