Dear Sir/Madame

A vegue threat of partially unknown origins

(Image from Pixabay)

Dear sir, madam, whatever…

We here at the clever play on an artistic term are writing to let you know that pathetic wannabees who believe in a mythical sky fairy are not allowed to respond when they are mocked. They are not allowed to comment on the emotional unhealthiness of the person compelled to mock them. We are perfectly fine with someone committing an entire venue to mocking what you believe. But you are not allowed to talk about it. It’s in our terms of service. Of course, we will only apply the terms of service in a completely slanted and biased way.

That is why you are receiving this vague threat with no specifics access to what could have possibly prompted it. We are remaining vague so that we can delete your access at will while covering our own butts.

We here on the blatantly latently one sided cited island of you-know-what want you to know that while we tolerate your presence, if you respond to any of the bullies that we sanction, you will be notified of your misstep. So get back in line. And get that spaghetti monster out of my face.