Dachshundian Rhapsody: Inspired by the Queen

photo by my slave

Mama, just pooped again

Put my backside on the floor, now I’m headin’ out the door

Mama, day had just begun

Please pick it up and throw it all away

Mama, woooooo, didn’t mean to make you cry

But I’ll just poop again this time tomorrow

Carry on, carry on no the carpet doesn’t matter

Too late, bath time has come

Sends shivers down my spine, all I do is squirm and whine

Goodbye, everybody, I’ve got to go

Gotta leave you all behind and face shampoo

Mama, woooooo

I don’t wanna drown

I sometimes wish I’d never been born at all

I see a little piece of bacon on the floor

It’s my lunch, It’s my lunch, watch me do the Fandango!

Thunderbolt and lightning, very, very frightening me

Hold me Mommy, Hold Me Daddy, Hold me Mommy, don’t let go I’m howling oh oh oh oh

seriously, mom???